I have noticed that we, as human people, have a hard time learning from the past. Who needs history? We’re living it RIGHT NOW!
General Life
!NERD ALERT!
Ladies and gentlemen – and people that read this blog – I suggest that you all go out and buy very powerful telescopes immediately, because the stars have begun to align for a once in a lifetime series of events that you do not want to miss – and also because it’s fun to see what your neighbors do at night. What could it be?
Champagne Tastes
Every once in a great while, a man is faced with a life-changing revelation; an epiphany that alters his view of the world, and affects the kind of change that can alter the course of events for the rest of his days. Click here to find your own sense of purpose!
Ho Ho Holy Crap!
I don’t want to worry you, but Christmas is a-comin’! I can tell, because the stores have had their decorations out for roughly 6 months now, so we’re probably no more than about 30 days from the big event. Are you ready?!
Eat like a MAN
Alright, that’s it; I’ve had enough. The health-food hippies have gone too far. What started as a fringe movement for mostly lunatics has now permeated every facet of our grocery-buying experience, and has to be stopped. Seriously, you’re not going to believe what they did
Move it or Lose it!
“Patience is a virtue.” I’m not sure what that’s supposed to mean, exactly, but I’ll bet you $1000 it was written by a painfully slow person; Let’s rant!
A House-Hunting We Will Go
My wife and I are currently in the market for a new home. In fact, we just got back from a drive through some of our favorite neighborhoods, which is an activity both of us greatly enjoy, in spite of the fact that it makes us want to bulldoze our current hovel to the ground. Click here for a bonus room with a hearth!
What Doesn’t Kill You…
So I don’t know if this has ever happened to anyone else, but I recently got old. I’m suddenly eligible to run for president (which, given the current cast of cartoon characters running, may not be a bad idea) and I don’t care for it. Quality story THIS WAY
Cruel and Unusual Recreation
Terrorists have invaded the Midwest – and I am not referring here to the Iowa caucuses, Well, that too, but…
Man versus Beast
I am unhappy this evening. I’m unhappy because, up until about 20 minutes ago, I was under the impression that I had solved my squirrel problems. What will happen?!
Reluctantly Aging 