This blog contains the random musings of a 30-something man tenaciously fighting the aging process through a combination of calculated immaturity and bulk Ben-Gay purchases. It is the collective stockpile of jokes from three decades of cartoons and sitcoms that can be referenced at the drop of a hat by a brain that remembers nothing more from college than the number to Dominos. It is a chronicle of the daily frustration of dealing with a world that still refuses to bend to my will, a child with the same problem, and the additional aches and pains that did not exist only a few short years ago. It is also a cry for attention, and a blatant attempt to capitalize on the most plentiful of natural resources: uneducated opinions.