I’ve personally never been all that fond of New Years. Sure, I enjoy the friends, the food, and the champagne, but to me it always seems like less of an occasion to celebrate, and more of a time to lament another year lost down the tubes of history in our steady trudge towards old age and death – I am a BLAST at parties – and I’ve never understood the point of it. Hold on, it gets better!
I never really saw myself as a parent. I don’t think anyone else really did either, and with good reason – I’m terribly impatient, and in general, prefer things to be as easy as possible. But that all went out the window a couple years ago when my son was born This story is not about personal growth…
I once worked with a very nice man who was famous around the office for using the phrase, “Well, you’re not going to believe this, but…” Click to continue to a place beyond time and space…
I love people. Well, most people. Okay, some people – like a handful – out of 7 billion. If you feel the same way then there’s a good chance you’re in that handful. Click to understand why!
I feel like we, as a nation, have started to get bored more easily. Click here for creative solutions to that problem!
It is my sincere hope, for the good of humanity, that I will be STUPIDLY rich from winning Powerball by the time you read this…and while I suppose every column could start that way, THIS time there’s actually a CHANCE! Big money Big Money no whammie no whammie, STOP!
I have noticed that we, as human people, have a hard time learning from the past. Who needs history? We’re living it RIGHT NOW!
Ladies and gentlemen – and people that read this blog – I suggest that you all go out and buy very powerful telescopes immediately, because the stars have begun to align for a once in a lifetime series of events that you do not want to miss – and also because it’s fun to see what your neighbors do at night. What could it be?
Every once in a great while, a man is faced with a life-changing revelation; an epiphany that alters his view of the world, and affects the kind of change that can alter the course of events for the rest of his days. Click here to find your own sense of purpose!
I don’t want to worry you, but Christmas is a-comin’! I can tell, because the stores have had their decorations out for roughly 6 months now, so we’re probably no more than about 30 days from the big event. Are you ready?!