Alright, that’s it; I’ve had enough. The health-food hippies have gone too far. What started as a fringe movement for mostly lunatics has now permeated every facet of our grocery-buying experience, and has to be stopped. Seriously, you’re not going to believe what they did
Author: Dan K
To make a short story long…
The problem with having a blog, I’m finding, is that you have to have something to say on it; what we in the business like to call “content”, or “words”. Keep Going!
Move it or Lose it!
“Patience is a virtue.” I’m not sure what that’s supposed to mean, exactly, but I’ll bet you $1000 it was written by a painfully slow person; Let’s rant!
Olympic Dreams
You will never guess what I did this weekend – go ahead and try, I’ll wait… You’re gonna want to read this…
A House-Hunting We Will Go
My wife and I are currently in the market for a new home. In fact, we just got back from a drive through some of our favorite neighborhoods, which is an activity both of us greatly enjoy, in spite of the fact that it makes us want to bulldoze our current hovel to the ground. Click here for a bonus room with a hearth!
What Doesn’t Kill You…
So I don’t know if this has ever happened to anyone else, but I recently got old. I’m suddenly eligible to run for president (which, given the current cast of cartoon characters running, may not be a bad idea) and I don’t care for it. Quality story THIS WAY
Cruel and Unusual Recreation
Terrorists have invaded the Midwest – and I am not referring here to the Iowa caucuses, Well, that too, but…
Running on Empty
I am not, by nature, a runner. I know there are many people who claim to really enjoy running, but I suspect those people are masochists and liars. I like where this is headed!
Man versus Beast
I am unhappy this evening. I’m unhappy because, up until about 20 minutes ago, I was under the impression that I had solved my squirrel problems. What will happen?!
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice
It’s a wonderful time of year. The weather is getting cooler, football is back, and the children have been forced back to school – I laugh every morning as I see them, tired and sullen, shuffling towards the bus and lamenting the loss of summer freedom that I no longer get to enjoy as an adult. But wait, there’s more!
Reluctantly Aging 