I don’t want to worry you, but Christmas is a-comin’! I can tell, because the stores have had their decorations out for roughly 6 months now, so we’re probably no more than about 30 days from the big event. Are you ready?!
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Eat like a MAN
Alright, that’s it; I’ve had enough. The health-food hippies have gone too far. What started as a fringe movement for mostly lunatics has now permeated every facet of our grocery-buying experience, and has to be stopped. Seriously, you’re not going to believe what they did
To make a short story long…
The problem with having a blog, I’m finding, is that you have to have something to say on it; what we in the business like to call “content”, or “words”. Keep Going!
Move it or Lose it!
“Patience is a virtue.” I’m not sure what that’s supposed to mean, exactly, but I’ll bet you $1000 it was written by a painfully slow person; Let’s rant!
A House-Hunting We Will Go
My wife and I are currently in the market for a new home. In fact, we just got back from a drive through some of our favorite neighborhoods, which is an activity both of us greatly enjoy, in spite of the fact that it makes us want to bulldoze our current hovel to the ground. Click here for a bonus room with a hearth!
Man versus Beast
I am unhappy this evening. I’m unhappy because, up until about 20 minutes ago, I was under the impression that I had solved my squirrel problems. What will happen?!
Meet me in St. Louis
I live in St. Louis (motto: “If New Jersey is the nation’s armpit, then we’re its sweaty crotch!”), which is a lovely city, once you get used to the crippling heat and humidity, ever-present allergens, and awful pizza. Read On!
Reluctantly Aging 