So I don’t know if this has ever happened to anyone else, but I recently got old. I’m suddenly eligible to run for president (which, given the current cast of cartoon characters running, may not be a bad idea) and I don’t care for it. Quality story THIS WAY
I am not, by nature, a runner. I know there are many people who claim to really enjoy running, but I suspect those people are masochists and liars. I like where this is headed!