Oh, for the love of…

angrygodI don’t want to get caught up in a heated theological debate here or anything, but I’m starting to get the impression that God hates me.  Why this time, you ask? Well I’ll tell you!

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Say Hello to Mr. Mom!

sicksantaI suggest you all lock your doors and draw your blinds, because it looks like Santa’s coming early this year, and he’s bringing germs – which were definitely NOT on the Christmas list.   Jerk…

All by myself…

Four days ago, my wife left me alone with our son for the first time in our lives.  He’s two, and apparently still can’t take care of himself.  Also, he’s certifiably insane.  And loud.  And somehow always sticky.  There was good reason to avoid leaving me in charge for so long, but she needed a vacation, and it was time.  I pray she comes back.  The following are my personal accounts of the weekend’s events, recorded in case one or both of us doesn’t survive. Will they make it?!